I don’t really like AI, but it’s good for a quick reference or a laugh. I used it here:

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The Knights Demand a Shrubbery

Verse 1. You’re lost in the woods, there’s no escape
Surrounded by knights who control your fate
With high-pitched cries and armor strange
They’re here to make bizarre demands

Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
They won’t stop 'til you agree
To bring the plants they need

Verse 2
They shout “Ni!” with relentless force
Your quest derailed, diverted course
A leafy green is the price you’ll pay
If you wish to walk away

Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the woe they bring to bear
If you leave their words unheard?

Bridge
Kneel and grovel, beg and plea
The Knights have power over thee
A shrill decree, absurd and loud
From knights who stand so proud

Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the curse, the dreaded spell
The Knights of Ni who rule this dell

Outro
In the land of nonsense, the Knights hold sway
No quest can end in any other way
Without the shrubbery they desire
You’ll be stuck in their thorny mire