Sean Combs, known as Diddy, was arrested on Monday, according to a person with knowledge of the investigation.
Diddy’s attorney, Marc Agnifilo, issued a statement saying, “We are disappointed with the decision to pursue what we believe is an unjust prosecution of Mr. Combs by the U.S. Attorney’s Office.”
Wait, you can just take somebody into custody when they’re indicted? 🤔
Indictment means that a grand jury have decided to charge you with a crime. The judge puts a warrant out for your arrest.
Diddy only fits 2/3 of the criteria for that
At first I thought you were making a three fifths compromise joke.