Sean Combs, known as Diddy, was arrested on Monday, according to a person with knowledge of the investigation.
Diddy’s attorney, Marc Agnifilo, issued a statement saying, “We are disappointed with the decision to pursue what we believe is an unjust prosecution of Mr. Combs by the U.S. Attorney’s Office.”
Diddy only fits 2/3 of the criteria for that
At first I thought you were making a three fifths compromise joke.