You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.
It’s too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.
Careful where you step, there’s shit on the floor!
Are you a recruiter? Java Script is not Java.
And horseshit is not dogshit.
literally imagine hearing someone say java was shit and assuming they were talking about javascript
Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.
I wear a men’s 14. That’s bad enough.
My brother in
armsfeet.The struggle is real.
He built like a kingdom hearts character
Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.
Which starship is this on?
“Will horrors never cease?!”
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.
Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!
