Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months agoThe floor is Javash.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkThe floor is Javash.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarecheddar@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoGreat, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoAssembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
minus-squareCodex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.
minus-squaremox@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months ago Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns! Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.
Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!