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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Watch out, guns. You're next.

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Watch out, guns. You're next.

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      But swords are also sheathed ! or… is that an allegory for closeted ?

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        2 years ago

        I’m guessing you don’t have your foreskin?

        • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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          I do ! there, there. Don’t listen to the man. Nobody’s taking you away from me

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    deleted by creator

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?

  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

    • Persen@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        That’s nothin’! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!

  • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      This one gets around quite a lot.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      “## QuickBooks Solopreneur - $1 per month”

      That’s not He-Man singing the iconic 4 Non-Blondes song “What’s Up” (nor is it the equally iconic Marvin Gaye song that IS called What’s Going On!)

      • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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        Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          And the link. I highly doubt that the sword is interested in QuickBooks…

          • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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            2 years ago

            Quickbooks? Heh?

            • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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              2 years ago

              The YouTube link leads to a video about QuickBooks, not the song.

              • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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                2 years ago

                So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!

                • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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                  2 years ago

                  No worries 🙂

  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I got you fam:

    https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/06/09/sig-p239-with-rainbow-titanium-finish/

    • The Menemen@lemmy.ml
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      2 years ago

      Don’t want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.

      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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        2 years ago

        It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?

  • lost_tortie@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    slayyy ⚔️💑

  • i_failed_turing_test@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Don’t tell him about stainless tig welding

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    2 years ago

    Poking the same sex since 3300BC

  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.

  • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 years ago

    I didn’t know they added swords to CS2

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    I cast Scholar’s Armanent

  • Dinsmore@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    https://tacticaltransition.com/product/ar-15-finishing-kit-rainbow-pvd-coated/

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?

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        Possibly? Or maybe people will think twice about deadnaming you.

  • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    Ooof. I hope that’s a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that’s not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.

    • InputZero@lemmy.ml
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      Hard to say, I’ve never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven’t foraged a sword.

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        I didn’t know you can forage for swords.

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          If you look in the right place, at the right season, there’s all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley

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            Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

            • dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev
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              Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.

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                Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

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              Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

              • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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                How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1

          • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?

        • InputZero@lemmy.ml
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          It’s really easy actually, the difficult part is cooking them.

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    Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.

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    They’re called chem-flames

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