me right now. but it’s okay, I have sicktime to spend.

People say they won’t switch to linux because it can’t play every game.

Meanwhile games that don’t run on linux do shit like this.

Entered for the porn, stuck around for the story, is some of the best praise I can give to some works.

I recently finished reading all 8 books of Home for Horny Monsters by Annabelle Hawthorne, plus the spinoff books, and I can honestly say that they would have been good reads even if all the lewdity was implied instead of explicit.

I quite frankly can’t wait for the next book.

oh cool, I haven’t seen this one

Wasn’t planning on buying anything with sony’s name on it anyway, so whatever.

No.

sheldon is an insufferable prick and everyone who’s ever said I should like the show because I’m just like that fuckless asshat should have a cactus up the ass.

I hate to be that guy, but

your is possessive.

you’re is you are.

Many of these discrepancies can be attributed to regional differences.

A famous example: Was it the Berenstain Bears or the Berenstein Bears? The truth is both, just depending on where you got your books from

edit: fucking nevermind, it’s already in the post

That’s one possible interpretation, but not necessarily the only possible interpretation. He might be the mother.

I get what you’re going for, but bugs would do a better job if for no other reason than it would be funny.

The things that the usa military can do borderline miricles, which is to be expected given how much of the national budget is poured into it. Deployable burger kings are a real thing, stupid as they are. However, that relies on a foundation of logistics, which requires planning and preparation. Guess what our current leadership is really bad at?

I had no problem with it. Dude’s got the butt disease and insurance (predictably) fucking sucks.

history memes are the best

probably a goof making fun of brainworms guy.

If it’s the one I heard my maga coworkers giggling about, some guy shot at a cop (unsure if missed or non fatal wound), another cop ran the person over (instantly fatal).

Objectively false, and propaganda to preserve the sate’s monopoly on violence.

paging @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone@web.brid.gy

It ain’t what I wanted, but it’s happening.

Also

Dafuq happened to Aunt Jemima?!?!

I hoped for better, but honestly I’m not surprised. Valve’s idea of customer service has always depended on auromated systems because they don’t want to hire people to do customer service.

Be me with my countertop induction burner and flat bottom wok eating stir fry whenever I want