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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

It's impossible that they could hurt me

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It's impossible that they could hurt me

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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    They live in cold climates, so they have thick fur.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    If they were bigger they’d get bitten off more often in all the fights.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    Whatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don’t worry, I’ll mock you with your funeral.

  • Beaver@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog

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      Why do you feed your dog with people?

  • whaleross@lemmy.world
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    The irresponsible pitbull owners mindset right there.

    • Beaver@lemmy.ca
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      But they’re just a bear. You can trust them being brought into the house and left with the kids.

  • RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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    These are actually Viking’s pet

    • Beaver@lemmy.ca
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      Cossacks like them too

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    Moreso:

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    I’ll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

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      200 kg? Try 800 kg

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        Try 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.

        • HolyDiver@lemmy.world
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          sounds about the same if you aren’t American

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          deleted by creator

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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            That’s YUGE bear!

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      They were cozing up to humans for the title of “ultimate hunting duo apex” but because they don’t hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.

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    I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

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      deleted by creator

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    If not friend why friend shaped??

    • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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      Came here looking for this lol

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “Why, to better to hear your screams of course.”

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

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      An apex predator shouldn’t have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God…

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    The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they’re mauling from damaging their eardrums.

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