So, Spiderman pointing?

Isn’t it legally too late regardless? Don’t they have to have their application and fee in by a certain date?

Yeah I don’t trust you.

While according to the rules of most RPGs you are technically correct, and therefore according to Futurama the best kind of correct, it still won’t work that way.

I used to work with a kid like this. 25 years old, got money from his parents, spent his entire work check on weed. One of my co-workers told me about a time he caught this guy just staring off into space for like an hour while on the clock. Total piece of shit, and an asshole on top of it all. Basically what you’d expect from an ICP fan, which he was.

There’s no non-extradition country that wants him.

Well you’re asking for swordsman to fight skeletons, that’s your first mistake. What you need is a steel drivin’ man.

I think I had the fantasy equivalent of this, since that was the one I was into when I was younger. Third edition I think. Maybe fourth. The classic undead before they split it into Notgyptian and Gothish variants.

By the way did you know that Nagash was a kingdom in Africa during the early Middle Ages? I discovered it with doing research for a Fantasy Earth AU for a D&D campaign I wrote. I guess GW came up with it back in the old gaming days when people actually did a research for their world building. It’s pretty obscure I don’t think there’s much historical information on the place, and since the name sounds kind of weird from an anglocentric point of view, they just lifted it and gave it to the bad guy.

Which reminds me, who did it better, Nagash or Vecna?

Tangential, but what the hell is that big, metallic diamond looking one? Like, does it vibrate? I’d there a hole in the top? Is it… ugh… a butt plug?

When you’re so strung out that your symptoms have symptoms.

I’ve been getting a shitton of recruiter spam out of nowhere in recent months. I wonder if it’s related.

If she’s being honored then why does this look like a mug shot.

Today I learned a term “academics” pulled from their asses to describe “being a fucking psycho” and “attempted murder.”

Not sure why they charged him with murder 2 - this is clearly some premeditated shit.

Handling a wild animal. So smart.

Oh good, apartheid techbrobaby wants to create a Lithium Republic because Bananas aren’t what he cares about.

Of course they lied about it. I don’t know how anybody could have believed them in the first place.

No she’s just an idiot with an agenda. Her propaganda software is just stuck in a recursion loop.

Duh. Anyone with two brain cells to click together could have told you that the second they heard about their refreshed bromance.

I can’t wait for the headline about his SpaceX miscalculated, rammed the station, and initiated a Kessler cascade, obliterating the infrastructure needed for international logistics and communications. Get ready for the sequel to the 1970s everybody!

Ships are expensive as hell and drones are comparatively cheap. Missiles too. Ships also take a month off Sundays to build in very obvious places because manufacturing lots of big stuff is pretty obvious to any intelligence analyst posting attention.