So the executives can understand them before they hit the ground.

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      FBI in shambles after user figures out character replacement.

      “I didn’t realize people could just use a wildcard in place of a letter. We weren’t prepared for that at all. I don’t know how we’ll restructure our search but this is huge.” an anonymous FBI agent stated.

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        “Sir we have a problem.

        What is it Jenkins? Can’t you see I’m insider trading?

        Sir, the trans federation has discovered….

        places 20 poly market trades

        Discovered what Jenkins? Spit it out you cuck!

        Sir, they are using gulp Unicode.

        pin drop

        Unicode Jenkins?

        Yes sir, it’s like a directory of all text characters. Arabic, Cyrillic, iconography….

        Goddamnit Jenkins I know what Unicode is. Tell me. What about our keyword scanners? Are our scanners working?

        Sir, I’m afraid they’ve been, obliterated.

        sigh Goddamn federated transexual communists. You sick bastards.”

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        Then why do elites bother talking about cheese pizza? Why don’t they just say what they mean?

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          Because they are talking about their own actual intent to do it, whereas we are just talking about that incident. Also someone close by might see their email over their shoulder.

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            Okay then how to distinguish between someone talking about doing it themselves versus someone talking about somebody else who did it? Whatever the case, I’m telling you I have no desire to spell out the entire words. Ghastly.

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          If you actually read shit that actual, non imaginary pedos send to each other, it’s shit like “Hello, my friend president donald trump, it is I your closest friend jeffry epstein, let’s have sex with underage girls that I trafficked for you. Send from my iphone”

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            True. So what’s the deal with Hillary Clinton, Ellen Degeneres, Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Selena Gomez etc using “cheese pizza” as a code word?

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              There is an unfortunate (for you) answer to it. It’s grifters exploiting you, empowering your paranoia and patern seeking brain to destroy your grasp on reality, so they can continue feeding on you and everyone else with impunity.
              While you’re looking for clues of imaginary conspiracy, real conspirators are not even hiding, and you’re doing their bidding, willingly, actively.