• MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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    6 天前

    Imagine being single and actively casually dating and having this just run in your head for the rest of your life. Never knowing if someone is going to show up to your door and introduce you as the parent. I think part of the terrorism is that it’d affect everything, and be especially hainious if you want to be a parent. Youd have to tell future potential long term partners that there may be a child out there. I think might be one of the most long term cognitohazard pranks I’ve seen

    • Sergio@piefed.social
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      6 天前
      • 1% probability: someone is pregnant and just never told me.
      • 99% probability: someone is playing a prank on me.
      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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        And that 1% will eat you alive. Fuck Uber Eats for how they pay their drivers, but fuck that guy. Ordering $300 of food and not even kicking a few bucks to the person delivering it, knowing full well that Uber pays their drivers like shit, is a trash move.