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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

Anon was a cub scout

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Anon was a cub scout

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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    My mother asked my sister if she was trans because a cub scout leader molested her.

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      That’s how you become a trans person, wow

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        That’s how you become a *boy scout

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          AMAC assigned male at camp

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          Can confirm :(

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        I was never in scouts. Guess I missed out.

        My gfs still ask me if I’m gay though.

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      Wow that’s certainly a link to make.

      Is it a known fact that a cub scout leader molested your sister, or did your mother reverse-engineer all that from the transness?

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        A pretty common link to make, for conservatives. They think being queer is unnatural, but some of them also love their kids and are unable to think of them as a morally corrupt “other” like their propaganda teaches them. The way to resolve that tension is to conclude that their child’s “deviation” isn’t the fault of the child, but rather was “forced upon them” through sexual abuse.

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        2nd (afaik)

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          What the actual fuck is wrong with your “mother”?

          I am aware that is no way to speak about someone’s family, but my dude… What the fuck?!

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            so, so many things

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      Haha lol no, it was the priest, the cub scout leader was nailing dad, thought you knew that?

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      Holy shit your sister wins worst parent of the year

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