*Luck not required

It’s bread and circuses.

Always has been.

Are you saying don’t poke the bear?

Less traveled hole makes my wife a dolphin…

Eheh eheh eheh

Yeah but he’s saying he can’t get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?

People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.

Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.

You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

My friends and I partied in a bar in Hamburg until almost 6am one time not realizing it was a gay bar until a guy tried to get me to let him go down on me and when I refused he asked why I was here. I was flattered and had fun but I had no idea lol

Ooh I’ll take some addy too. Been too long and I need to clean my fuckin house.