Suddenly, conservatives are for a shorter work week.
Nah, they’ll just replace everyone with AI & robots. People will be stressed, but it won’t be from work - problem solved!
Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.
Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.
I think it’s a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.
So once you’re super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.
It all makes sense now. When you max out your straightness value, but keep on pushing, you cause an integer overflow. That’s a sneaky way to end up being super gay.
Exactly! It’s like Ghandi in Civilization.
LOL. What a classic move. The fastest way to world peace is to invade every nation and murder everyone.
But isn’t losing a job a work stress? And since they don’t want gays, nobody will be fired.
Additionally, if they don’t want you to be gay, they should employ you, otherwise you would work elsewhere, maybe for some libtard, who would stress you and turn you gay on purpose.
I wonder what Lindsey would say
4d chess
I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.
He’s trying to get ahead of a leak that he’s gay.
He’s trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.
I’m going with the first one, because people in power don’t give a fuck about anyone else.
Option 3: Look what you made him do.
“I need to suck off a twink to deal with all this stress.”
Whatever works
10/10 Perfect comment.
“I’m not gay, I’m overworked.”
-That guy
Right before putting the cock back in his mouth.
I’m calling in gay tomorrow and citing a world leader.
Wouldn’t that mean like at least half the world would be gay? Where TF do these idiots come up with this shit?
Shut up! I don’t want to keep working so much!
half the world
Sounds like meat is back on the menu 😏
Finally bigotry I can support.
excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
Being gay in the past is strongly correlated to being gay in the present!
Correlation isn’t causation
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
frequent visitor habit
That dude looks stressed as fuck.
I’m like, super stressed you guys. Frankly, if you want me to straighten out, we probably all ought to revert to a 32 hour work week, better yet, 24 with full time pay. That ought to sploosh relief right into me. Us. It’s science!
saying this while holding one of the most stressful jobs in the world is such a crazy way to come out but pop off king
I feel a little bit gay already, better take the rest of the day off.
This is way too real.
„I Felt a Little Homosexual Today, So I Called in Sick: The Formation of “Reverse Discourse” by Swedish Gay Activists in the 1970s“
This article revolves around the legal and epistemic battles around “homosexuality” in Sweden in 1979, which led to the abolition of homosexuality being classified as a “disease”. Among other things, gay activists “called in sick” to the Social Insurance Agency (SIA) and claimed that they were unable to work because they were homosexuals (read as mentally disordered).
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13600826.2022.2052025
Site doesn’t load, but I love the idea
Jee, I really feel like sucking dick today boss, it’s time I took a few days off.
it’s time I took a few days off
… to suck some dick.
Someone’s got a case of the Malaygays
