I’m leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.
I fucking love this though
dibs on owl on a broomstick bike
@moistbones@lemmy.world Found your car
wiggle wiggle
Pickle car any day.
Oh yes, it’s the legendary kurkkumopo! If you know, you know.
It’s between that and the hot dog for me. But I’m leaning pickle.
I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.
Lowly’s Applecar fucking flies dude. It’s not even a contest.
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way
(Love those lyrics)
I call the hot dog car!
Definitely the donut car.
Donut car all day.
Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That’s probably me.
Well i was gonna answer ‘cheese car’, but you make a persuasive case.
Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?
This was the one I was drawn to as well… The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he’s the most normal one of the bunch.
“But, if I’m the most normal… I’m scared to death of society.”
Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.
Pretty sure that’s the two finger salute, “As above, so below.” Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.
I’m more of a dingo dog
Why isn’t this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?
Fantastic idea.
I’m a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!
Cheese it!!
I’d like to say I’m the pig in the pickle car, but I’m actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.
I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please
Ape going bananas.
I love the spaced out look on his face. It’s a look that says “I’m purposefully, blissfully unaware of reality, and if you pop this carefully crafted bubble you will suffer the wrath of the elder gods.”
As long as there’s bananas, everything is fine…
No bananas = villain origin story
I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it’s my pick!
