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Children deserve better movies than this soulless green-screened cash grab.
They also deserve better games than Minecraft IMO, but that’s a different conversation.
Twisted Metal: Black II please. Or even one that’s a little more of a dark comedy like TM2. I just know I hated everything after Black. (Why the fuck were we racing instead of fighting sometimes?!)
I haven’t gotten to try it yet, but I hear Dread Delusion has a lot of Morrowind’s visual style and weirdness, if not quite the same gameplay.
Legit thought it was an owlbear for a second.
Gross. I don’t care who you are, President Cop is gonna be a no from me, dog.
The words of the prophets are written on the bathroom walls, and toilet stalls.
You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the neurotoxin dispensers.
When I was a lad I had two dozen health, in encounters to help me tank hiiiits!
But now that I’m grown, I have twelve dozen health, so I pretty much don’t give a shiiiit!
This is utter hogshit, but also seems relatively easy to work around. “I am legally forbidden from sharing my opinions on the quality of Marvel Rivals.” is a pretty clear and succinct review that technically flies under their legal fuckery.
Oh no! People are being mean to the human equivalent of an unwiped asshole covered in weeping pus sores?
Why do I feel like we’re only going to get the first half?
I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.
They’re even better raw!
So I found out after I posted this that there’s a demo, and 40 minutes in I already like Valvotorez more than Laharl, and at least on par with Adell. Seems like I’ll finish the demo to eb sure, and probably pick it up.
It wasn’t necessarily a badly-designed feature, I’m just bitter because I sucked.
Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder
I’m now imagining Jeff Goldblum as Gale and I kind of love it.
We’re reaching for characters at this point, but I suppose we could cast Shadowheart as Moondragon and Wyll as Adam Warlock for the lols if nothing else.
You might be onto something with Halsin & Groot… could rotate between him and Minthara until Minsc is available.