Shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here.

It’s a shame he ended up being such a turd. The Story of Everest sketch in Mr Show is a masterpiece of physical comedy.

I haven’t gotten my shit together and researched specific models yet, but I’ve been looking into this a bit myself, and from what I’ve read, Sceptre appears to be one of the better brands for completely dumb TVs these days.

“Pleased to meet ya Lloyd! Hope you guessed my name.”

That’s a fair assessment. There are a ridiculous number of classes and subclasses each with their own quirks. And that’s without getting into multiclassing or Wrath’s mythic path system. I’ve definitely spent 20+ minutes leveling up before.

Do you like JRPGs? Yakuza: Like a Dragon is fairly recent and has a sequel (that I haven’t gotten to play yet). The story is NOT your typical RPG fare, it’s a modern drama about an ex-gangster trying to get back on his feet after prison (it gets emotional, I cried). But the combat is a classic turn-based RPG and it’s fun, stylish, and just barely complex enough to stay engaging.

The graphics are much simpler than BG3, but Owlcat has done some fantastic work with their Pathfinder games.

Wrath of the Righteous is much more polished and expanded than Kingmaker, but they’re both great. They both have the option to play in turn-based like BG3, or real time with pause like the old BG games.

I’m now imagining Jeff Goldblum as Gale and I kind of love it.

We’re reaching for characters at this point, but I suppose we could cast Shadowheart as Moondragon and Wyll as Adam Warlock for the lols if nothing else.

You might be onto something with Halsin & Groot… could rotate between him and Minthara until Minsc is available.

Children deserve better movies than this soulless green-screened cash grab.

They also deserve better games than Minecraft IMO, but that’s a different conversation.

Twisted Metal: Black II please. Or even one that’s a little more of a dark comedy like TM2. I just know I hated everything after Black. (Why the fuck were we racing instead of fighting sometimes?!)

I haven’t gotten to try it yet, but I hear Dread Delusion has a lot of Morrowind’s visual style and weirdness, if not quite the same gameplay.

Turnwise and widdershins

Legit thought it was an owlbear for a second.

I name him Panini.

Gross. I don’t care who you are, President Cop is gonna be a no from me, dog.

The words of the prophets are written on the bathroom walls, and toilet stalls.

You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the neurotoxin dispensers.

When I was a lad I had two dozen health, in encounters to help me tank hiiiits!

But now that I’m grown, I have twelve dozen health, so I pretty much don’t give a shiiiit!

This is utter hogshit, but also seems relatively easy to work around. “I am legally forbidden from sharing my opinions on the quality of Marvel Rivals.” is a pretty clear and succinct review that technically flies under their legal fuckery.

Oh no! People are being mean to the human equivalent of an unwiped asshole covered in weeping pus sores?