Pretty sure there was a whole lot about the unfair treatment of house elves

no, the house elves loved being slaves and hermione was being hysterical for fighting for their rights.

hades’ strength is its narrative; hk’s strength is its worldbuilding.

it’s very difficult to stand out on pure gameplay in the 21st century.

whatsapp is closed source and meta owned. i think it’s incredibly foolish to trust that it has no backdoors built in.

flcl is a tight 6 episodes and the sequels added nothing

he does this shit all the time lol remember snoop lion? remember snoop quitting weed?

this isn’t about love and acceptance. it’s about marketing lmao. snoop said some shit he knew would get him in the headlines and now he’s using that as an opportunity to plug his new TV show. he’s been doing this for decades. maybe lgbt people are tired of their struggles being exploited for a chance to sell eyeballs to advertisers?

stuck to a window or screen

normal cat behavior.

wishing they were outside.

projection. none of my indoor cats have ever tried to get out despite them all being avid birdwatchers.

neuter your fucking cats

especially neuter your fucking outdoor cats

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no part of this is oniony and you should be ashamed of signal boosting musk spam

Do you all have a different idea of what a date is than me or something? The point is to get to know someone you don’t know yet.

it’s 2025 and the typical use case when you meet someone on an app is to chat online, maybe do some video calls for a week+ to establish rapport and vet one another. by the time you meet up you should have some amount of chemistry and a feel for each other’s values.

if you don’t, the hinged thing to do is to not go out until you do. not to bring a third wheel lol.

but I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to roll those dice.

apt metaphor considering it’s a stupid fucking game to play. surely you can’t blame anyone for choosing not to play it.

Why should they trust some random dude they met on a dating app?

no one says they have to, but they probably shouldn’t, i dunno, go out on a date with them if they can’t.

You act like that’s some crazy fear, but it happens all the fucking time.

call it a crazy thought, but if i were premeditating sexual assault, i probably wouldn’t choose someone who has my name, photos, phone number, and a history of correspondence to show motive. lol

dude, kraft heinz is not a person, it’s one of the largest companies in the united states. stop anthropomorphizing brands.

(yes, the company is not doing great, but that’s a risk of a capitalist market & the investors/executives who are beholden to its KPIs are not going hungry)

right, this is basically saying “i don’t trust you not to spike my drink, take me to a second location, and rape me”

and maybe you shouldn’t be online dating at all if that’s where you start out from

personally i fucking hate marketing stunts designed to generate headlines for companies that haven’t had any in years. this seems like a really cheap way to say “haha folks sure are struggling, anyway buy our products!”

counterpoint? that is the joke, lol

brevity is the soul of wit, after all.

how the hell do you even measure a magnitude 0.1

fortunately i am more patient than denuvo is cheap

haven’t pirated a game in over a decade but i’ll make an exception for this one. fuck you, randy!