• cRazi_man@europe.pub
    14·
    1 day ago

    If you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.

    • kboos1@lemmy.world
      6·
      1 day ago

      Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.

      • Akrenion@slrpnk.net
        3·
        1 day ago

        This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.

        • kboos1@lemmy.world
          1·
          22 hours ago

          Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog

          • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
            3·
            18 hours ago

            Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.

            Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.

            The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.