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Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).
Those are both things only the females of the species do
Worker bees (which are female) go outside and pollinate; female birds lay eggs.
Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)
Am I supposed to lay eggs??!?!!?
As a wren, yes.
How did I forget that… Good one.
But birds also pollinate! Ahh
Birds have a pecker!
Now try remembering that as a non-native speaker while about to shit in your pants lmao
Although I do suspect these are just gender neutral one-person bathrooms
If it’s yellow poop go to bees if it’s white go to birds.
Flappers from 1920’s to the left and Buzz Aldrin to the right.
What a shame he turned out to be maga. Goes to show that anyone, even really smart people, fall victim to this corrupt sham of an administration.
Like, he punched a conspiracy theorist one time!
Gender neutral id wager. Just go in one and do your business. If some people are offended who cares
Just pick a random one. They are nonbinary as far as I am concerned.
If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female (and i never met anyone who wouldn’t know this) while “ptak” (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.
It’s hilarious that the anglo-saxon explanation yields the polar opposite.
TIL anglos seem to have children by pollinating.
Birds lay eggs and bees pollinate.
For the traditional story, birds are girls, bees are boys.
Hence the common UK slang of calling girls “birds”.
Pollinate… That makes sense. I always thought guys were the bees cuz they jam their stinger in.
Some birds pollinate aswell. Bess lay eggs aswell.
Boys gotta stinger
aaaand a beak
Bee
Shit outside the doors as a protest against unclear signage
Most bees are female so I guess women go in the bees stall
OP pic only makes sense when I think British slang for girl is bird.
But then what is a bee?
B is for boy
As in Birds?
My thinking was that bees are the ones that pollinate, so male.
But they certainly don’t pollinate birds, so I don’t know where that was going either. 🫠
In the UK women can be called birds but it’s considered a bit tasteless nowadays.
British 1960s slang for a woman is “bird”. So, men are bees.
Almost guaranteed that every bee you’ve seen in the wild is female. So, women are bees
Great, so they’re both for women? Where the hell do I go?
In the toilet.
You get to go fuck yourself, apparently…
Maybe there’s doors labeled Flowers & Trees on the other side?
“She’s the bees knees” or “look at that sexy bird” I’m still confused after writing it out. Does the stinger go into the cloaca? If so, I’d guess the bee is the man… but then bees are mostly female. I fucking give up. I’d piss in the alley.
Isn’t the queen bee generally the only female?
Honeybee colonies are mostly female. The Queen and Workers are female and the males (Drones) don’t actually do much, don’t have stingers, and don’t collect pollen. They are tolerated in small numbers to well… you know.
