Can somebody please just engrave “nobel peace prize” on a fucking bullet, already?
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“President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”
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I nominate Greta Thunberg, just to spite him
Crying about not getting a participation trophy for the biggest snowflake ever.
He. Has. Not. Done. Any. Thing. To. Promote. Peace.
To be fair Kissenger has a Nobel prize so promotion of peace doesn’t have much to do with winning one
Totally fair. The child fucker has a blow out every time he’s told no.
“The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace,” White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.
“President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”
I suspect a typo. It should hve read “who can move mountains with the sheer force of his wind.”
He’s so far up Trump’s ass, it’s a miracle he even managed to type that
I think he has the typewriter up there with him.
Big dumb baby wants his shiny.
Well…at least he didn’t try to invade Sweden as part of his temper tantrum.
Yeah, why don’t they simply take all the nobel prizes from sweden, and trump can have enough for every year. 🤷
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What a fucking loser.
Tantrum starts in…3…2…1…
Trump needs to be awarded a tombstone and coffin.
Stop writing shit Steven Cheung. Don Don don’t wanna fuck ya.
I thought this was onion WTF!?
Trump doesn’t need the Nobel Peace Prize, he needs chemotherapy, full body radiation, a vasectomy, a lobotomy, open heart surgery, and electroconvulsive therapy, all at once, unsterilized, using nothing but a contraption made of hammers and rusty spoons performed by ChatGPT. South Park wasn’t joking, Trump really is a demon having an incestuous relationship with the devil. He is a walking malignant cancer with some trace human cells, assuming he still defecates.
Hey, don’t bring the devil into this, he doesn’t deserve that smoke.
I don’t understand why they don’t just say he won and sue everyone who says otherwise.
Because that doesn’t work in the real world. He would be immediately called out everywhere.
No-one in the vicinity of Trump is living in the real world.
There’s only one world. Whether their minds are engaged with it is an entirely different matter.
