According to TheMovieDB there are at least 86 movies with “Amityville” in the title. This trope gets more mileage than you expect.
Does that mean the rent is reduced? I’ll move in tomorrow! Bring in extra ghosts if it will save money!
Beetlejuice would understand in this economy. He’d probably help find cool extra ghosts for you.
“Mary I swear to god if you don’t have your share of the rent tomorrow I’m calling the Ghostbusters!”
I like how you didn’t even write “buy.” You went straight to rent.
Too young to own peoperty…
Hey but if we play our cards right and get murdered in the right house maybe we can still possess a home.
OP being realistic because the owner will just hike the price and put in “haunted by a sexy ghost” as an extra unique feature.
Yeah, wouldn’t want to make the movie unbelievable.
“Mommy what do these numbers above each of our heads mean? They say 23, 24, 25, and 26.”
Hey you’ll be Lucky to afford such a place in this market
Author of this meme never had a chance to buy a house under asking
The first night https://file.coffee/u/JNRqDvU5ad2Bs9Eqtqro2.mp4
Good animation. Like it 👍.
I mean, since the paranormal doesn’t exist unless the people in the house died due to some kind of environmental factor then the number of people who died there is completely irrelevant to the new residents, and does not in any way increase their likelihood of harm.
Really it just lowers the rent or mortgage, an objective win for the new residents.
I dunno, at 22 deaths of the entire families, the supernatural doesnt exist, but SOMETHING in that house is causing deaths
Could have been rival gangs killing each other in the house for all we know.
But I think anything of substance or concern would fall comfortably under the “environmental factors” I already made caveat for in my original comment
Damn, I COMPLETELY overlooked the environmental caveat in your response on first read, my bad, that was essentially my point xD
All good ✌️👍
I agree. Also, they would totally market it as a ghost house on air bnb, and never sell it.
I’d also wire up all kinds of paranormal special effects shit to fuck with the people staying there.
Who needs special effects? Just use the classic trick of carbon monoxide pumped into the house and let them hallucinate all kinds of stuff for free.
It’s amazing how common this is. One of my old employers got a great discount on rent for office space in a central location because no one wanted to rent on the 13th floor.
I wonder if non-Christian people do not mind living in 13th floors. That superstition of number 13 being unlucky is mostly believed by Christians.
Well it spreads to those around them. It becomes part of the culture even if it means nothing to others.
In Vancouver the buildings don’t have 4th, 13th, 14th, or 24th floors. So it goes from 12th floor to 15th floor.
13 being unlucky is mostly believed by Christians.
More like westerns, the superstition started out in Mesopotamia.
I wonder if non-Christian people do not mind living in 13th floors.
Yes, but then they avoid “their” unlucky numbers. Like 4 in Japan.
Weirdly, the boss was very Christian. I guess he valued money over his beliefs, and the superstitions of others?
I guess he valued money over his beliefs
Tale as old as money
Depends if the bodies are still in i guess.
I’m not paying extra for a murder house if the bodies aren’t still there
I couldn’t get into Hellraiser for this reason. Forget the demons or whatever they were, I was scared of that dirty dirty house. They didn’t even clean it before they moved in!
Gotta keep tge count odd at all times fam.
I live in Europe in a building that is almost 100 years old. I’m sure at least 22 people have died in it over the years.
I live in a house with parts built in it from 1100. The down stairs used to be a stopping off point for knights on their way to the crusades. If people haven’t died in this place i would be really surprised.
That is so so so coooooool. My place is a century old so its history is as exciting as beige bath towels.
My much more recent building from 1860 has certainly had a number of people die in it. It’s part of the natural history of any habitat imo.
It’s only recent history that has people going to the hospital to die. It used to be that “deathbeds” were in the home.
Your still more likely to die at home than in a hospital.
I’m curious on the stats. I don’t doubt the likelyhood of home v. Hospital but just the mentality being a modern shift of the hospital is where you go when you’re sick. Especially rurally it was less common (doctors did more home visits).
The hospital will discharge you, they avoid keeping beds warm for those that will soon be dead. So unless they think your going to be back very soon, they will send you with a discharge plan to go die at home when at all possible.
1100!! Wow. I’m in a house built like a hundred years ago and I felt like that was old.
wheres the natural light
Of course they’re happy they get to actually own a home.
I would 100% take a home with ghosts and stuff. Maybe the ghosts can be reasoned with.
Can you imagine how low the sale price is with that many deaths? Those ghosts are probably more reasonable than buying a home these days
Manner of death is important.
Murder? Statistically its safer than any other house.
Asbestosis? Run.
