My name jeff

from the people who brought you “stepping on shit feeling”

They’re always like “I serve God and my country.” but which one is above the other, God or your country?

this feels like an American conservative trolley problem

(yawning intensifies)

I’m more interested I’m a faminethog. Or a pestilencethog, or a deaththog

I understand most these, but why incest porn specifically?

I’ve seen so much from/about that game I forgot that you can still spoil it for some people. I just knew everyone knew about it, given how it enveloped the internet for a brief time after it was out

to add insult to injury, this site’s reportedly a scam that may not even send you the dumpster fire coin you ordered

When Judas rings the doorbell frantically

don’t forget the statewide ban on pornographic material. granted it was mostly as anti-lgbt hate speech, but it banned like all sorts of shit including pornhub and it’s subcompanies, several textbooks, etc

for me, it was discoverability. Like, several guides said “use tags” but 4 out of 5 people DON"T. And more often than not, when you do search the tags, you see several posts that aren’t what you wanted at all. Or worse, the tag you search doesn’t have any posts newer than several months to a year. Basically it relied on an honor system where few people had honor.

giant earth worm my beloved

is there oil?

I’d be more worried about the impending war between North Carolina and South Carolina

*Reagan

“This coffee tastes like shit!”

“It is shit, Austin.”

“Oh good, then it’s not just me.”

in my defense, there’s like 3 businesses and a few charities that I can only reach through facebook

Mom, look what I found on a flash drive in Grand Dad’s house!

I get the frustrations of Moshidon. I couldn’t save a picture from my mastodon account cause there was no direct download, and it took me like 40 minutes to figure it out, and even then I think I just screencapped and cropped it