Windows XP 😭
Windows XP 😭
Yalls remember the security concerns when that sailor secretly installed a star link on a US warship?
Why aren’t you tending to your factory?
Or if you you need shrapnel for a field-expedient grenade during the bonewars
I have sold bones that I found while hiking. One was a beautiful complete kangaroo skull. Sold it for $50.
Macht Schell!
“You really shouldn’t be awake for this” - the orthodontist crushing my sideways wisdom teeth with pliers so he can rip the shards out individually.
“Puerto Rico needs to end it’s vicious trade war against the US or risk it’s government being overthrown and made a US state.”
So many of Moscow’s ‘Red Lines’ have been crossed it’s starting to look like a red carpet.
Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.
Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”
Jod cast him out.
Humans fucked everything up.
Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.
Lucifer said " I told you so"
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Sincerely,
An egged-up Australian
What will I eat with my bacon?!
Who doesn’t know what a trans person is?
Saddam meme too.
What are you gonna make?
They went to the fighter store and all the F-35s were turned upside down.
The robots have learned of quiet quitting
I did, and the feedback told me to RTFM and LMGTFY.
I plan to install Linux mint on my laptop when I get time. I’m sure Linux is ready, never really doubted that, but I wonder if the Linux community is ready.