Ignotum

Curssed

First time I’ve seen “ersatz” used in the wild, unless you count the animated web series

Sup’

The good old bait and switch

“Are there any spirits in the room?”

“Counting it not counting gang members?”

If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.

My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running

And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count

Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours

Me neither, was an interesting read, maybe people see the device name in the title and assume it’s an ad or something 🤷

I see an image, maybe it has a single line of text, then i’m onto the next one, maybe it’s not as bad as those others, but it probably isn’t great for me either 🙈

Does that include lemmy?

in a civilized society

Not relevant here, this case is happening in the US

Me neither, only about game of thrones singles in my area, as previously stated

That’s not a bad thing though, that’s how i learned that there are GoT singles in my area

Yeah i doubt that is going to come to pass on its own, will probably need invasive surgery to get that badboy out

That would keep them out of OPs butt, and i do not think that is the goal

If they could upgrade that from a warning to a promise, i might consider giving them some money

Don’t listen to this, this is lies spread by sea monsters to make us put lights on our boats, making them easier to spot

If a cup 'o joe doesn’t fix it, try a second one

If you start shaking but you’re still tired, idunno try crack maybe?

Yeah I’ve heard that the premade stuff you sometimes find in the freezer section doesn’t have quite the same kick to it

I would, but there aren’t any stores nearby that sells it