I’m mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!
Glaze the machine.
track their progress. beat the shit out of them at their first show.
Lawsuit incoming.
oh my fucking god
is a great song by Strapping Young Lad.
Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.
“Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio”
It’s gold, Jerry, GOOOLD!
Repose For The Machine?
Honestly, it shouldn’t be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.
Bulls on Parade (Hell Yeah Cover)
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes (Hell yeah!)
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal (Hell yeah!)
I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library (Hell yeah!)
Line up to the mind cemetery now (Hell yeah!)
What they don’t know keeps the contracts alive and movin’ (Hell yeah!)
We don’t gotta burn the books we just remove 'em (Hell yeah!)
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells (Hell yeah!)
Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells (Hell yeah!)
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”
Since our grandfather’s hanged one. Ftfy
The more likely lyrics those racists pieces of shit would sing is…
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our grandparents hung them”
I feel like they wouldn’t be respectful enough to say “brown skinned man”.
We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”
ICE is comin’ back around again.
They’re kicking out the People of the Sun
Machine Against the Rage, but Also For The Right Kind of Rage a.k.a I Hate My Life but it’s Other People’s Fault and I Have Lost the Ability to Critically Think for Myself or I Never Had It to Begin With a.k.a This Band Sucks
FUCK YOU I WILL DO EXACTLY AD YOU TELL ME!
Yeah, I totally see this working for maga crowds
Alternately:
Fuck yeah I’ll believe anything fox tells me!
YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Hummer engine revving*
102.3
*bald eagle cries*
BOOTLICKER FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
*marching sound*
THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANNY’S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
Obviously their FM frequency would be 88, something, wouldn’t it?
Starts playing that German Erika song
