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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前

Achievable goals

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Achievable goals

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前
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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Why is the aisle so narrow?!

    • zout@fedia.io
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      AI?

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      8 个月前

      She’s a giant.

  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Waitressposting

  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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    Supermarkets around noon can be quite busy especially on weekdays.

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You expect me not to try and get my groceries and a deli sammich for lunch? You think I can motivate myself to do that shit after work?

      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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        Mate I did the same for a long time. I’m just saying the meme is odd because it makes it sound like supermarkets at noon are empty, they aren’t and you’re most likely never going to be the hottest person there.

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          Being the hottest person at the grocery store is not difficult.

  • ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee
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    Is this AI? Where else would someone find a single file grocery store isle?

    • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      Manhattan. There are some downright claustrophobic Westside Markets

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      It’s possible, though I’ve been to small local grocery stores in rural areas like this.

    • Ifera@lemmy.world
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      Not everything that you don’t like is AI, this is just “shitty photoshop” making it feel like it.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 个月前

    ‘I dont cook, I dont clean, Lemme tell you how I got this ring’

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    *Walks into the store running a high fever from this damned flu.*

    • Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk

      I’ve got the flu, no time to talk

      Muzak loud and samples warm, I’ve been coughing loud

      Since this morn

      And now it’s all right, it’s okay

      And you may look the other way

      But we can try to understand

      This NyQuil dose effect on man

      -Staggeringly High Fever

  • Sixty@sh.itjust.works
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    8 个月前

    God I hope so, I’m gunning for the goal anyways.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    If you stil have to go to the grocery store you just have a different job. In the real “queen life” your assistants do the shopping for you.

  • DrSleepless@lemmy.world
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    Britney?

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Last year I was having a lot of threesomes with my bf and other people for days straight and my gf would say I just reek of cum… I went into a trader Joe’s and the looks I got… I was glowing. I don’t know exactly why each person was staring, but I was glad none of the dads asked me about the bruises. It was fun and I felt powerful. Last year was a good year.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      O……kay

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      8 个月前

      Fake and gay. Stop lying anon

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