spicy pancake

them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!

ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product

the… the bottle hack is for things like popcorn kernels that you can pour…

whoever closes a bread with the bottle hack is the true evil hiding in plain sight

as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you

Could be one batch or many. A “batch” means different things in different food industry contexts and has more to do with ingredient tracking than production timespan

They probably do. Though, food industry metal detectors have to regularly be calibrated with check wands: plastic bars with very small embedded metal fragments designed to mimic possible contaminants like brush wire, oven conveyor pieces, etc.

When I was QA at a food plant that used them, there were numerous problems with the metal detectors.

1. Line operators were haphazardly trained on calibration and how fucking important it is to do it correctly and on time. Lots of operators rushed or skipped calibration and falsified the logs. The fact they were rushed, overworked, and underpaid didn’t help.
2. The detectors had a high false-positive rate, leading to a “oh it’s probably nothing” attitude.
3. Management didn’t want to spend ANY money on maintenance and upgrades that would have prevented metal contamination or decreased detection errors.

To this day I still have a lot of anxiety eating factory food because of the nightmares I witnessed at that place…

Paul just watching his brother like :0
😂

Asahi makes the best one I’ve ever tried

delicious, delicious beer-flavored soda water

I actually use a decade old version of this to control a very expensive machine at work which is simultaneously surreal and validating of all the time I wasted spent learning linux from my teens onward

one’s environment can have a pretty big impact on what one eats and how often one gets to move

wX (Weather app geared towards storm chasers, meteorologists and weather enthusiasts)

https://f-droid.org/packages/joshuatee.wx/

https://gitlab.com/joshua.tee/wx

Mother I feel like changed the way I view storytelling and RPG game design, like I use it as a mental benchmark for story-driven and/or turn based RPGs

Like I don’t think I would have appreciated OFF or Omori the same way without having played Mother games as a teen

carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people

I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters

I respect Bunsenlabs for lacking the chaotic instability that I loved to hate about Crunchbang in high school, and which I hate to wish I could love as a busy adult requiring a stable system…

CrunchBang was my jam in late high school. I couldn’t believe how much more lightweight it was compared to Lubuntu, which had been my main for years due to having a potato laptop

“vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted”

missed opportunity to name it codeine

being a USA “nationalist” is so dumb because our whole deal is being a nation made up of people from all over the world lol