This may be the best Shampoo commercial I have ever seen.

Sir, this is the Tavern of Wendy.

I often find going to the tropics solves most of my problems!

In all seriousness, I totally agree that topical is the way to go.

Source for my claim. It was going to be NIV, but they didn’t come to an agreement.

It’s public domain so they don’t have to pay for the copyright of a modern translation.

It’s a cat.

No. He’s trolling you. No Reasonable person thinks this.

You can mark NSFW and then in the title state that it’s for spoiler purposes.

But yeah that’s a feature I’d like to see.

We were warned about this years ago!

The cat should be careful, he’s going to drink his one braincell away.

Vroom Vroom

He has a Masters degree in communication. I remember him talking about taking classes for it way back in the day.

This sounds like the peasant rail gun with extra steps.

Here’s the Wikipedia page

Basically he is an old man/ software engineer who’s famous for his philosophy of coding.

So you’re saying she is phi-nie?

Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

And the 111th

Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them

Woah cool idea!

I had used one as the BBEG in a campaign I ran once. It was strictly for a their tier 4 climax and they had multiple side quests to help get some advantages like overcoming the spell resistance or temporarily stoping the health Regen. However, I also gave the Terrasque a ranged attack, and a few extra abilities so the players couldn’t metagame and fly and kite.

And they had to figure out a way to trap the monster in a canyon.

Even still I dropped every PC to 0 health at least once in that encounter before they won. A real nail bitter.

It was one of the top five boss fights I ever was a part of on either side of the screen.

Well, drat. You got me there.

Playing games is not safe for work. Unless you work in the games industry