That’s why programmers have all those monitors. They’re each hooked up to a different computer.

The thing these AI goons need to realize is that we don’t need a robot that can magically summarize everything it reads. We need a robot that can magically read everything, sort out the garbage, and summarize the the good parts.

Unnecessary, commas are annoying.

Hey at least I know it gets the job done

I appreciate this thread’s nuanced discussion of how file deletion works from a technical standpoint depending on storage medium. But as a user, when I delete something, it should go away forever. I don’t care how.

Guess what? You got it for free. Are you proud of yourself?

Gboard swiping is okay, but I agree, there are still some annoyances. Random mid-sentence capitalization is a big one for me.

And no matter how hard I try, no matter what the settings are, no matter how slowly and deliberately I motion, it will absolutely never output the word “fuck” when swiping. It will say “fucking”, it will even say “fuckin”, but it will never say “fuck”.

Gucci. Duck. Tick. Duck. Rick. Dick. Gigi. FICO. Guck.

This was barely funny back in 2009, now it’s just embarrassing. WTF even is “guck”.

Wow, that is a coincidence. But nah I’ve never heard that song before lol

“How can this invention help us sell more sugar water?”

Asset Limited, Income Constrained, Employed

Creativity is hot. That makes more sense, thanks.

I still don’t understand.

What’s the y axis?

I wonder what catalysed that

I’d like to imagine this is analogous to autocomplete on a keyboard, like if I mash “A” a few times to get to the title screen and game’s like “Did you mean A A A A A Start Start Down Start A A B Right Right…”

Bookmarking for reference during therapy

The Lemmy cycle:

• bean memes
• shitposts
• beef memes
• memes about never pooping
• back to start

This meme is from a parallel dimension

Dang, that’s wild.

I’m still not going back to the office.

>search
>search with search term in quotes
>search with search term in quotes with “Verbatim” mode enabled
>“search” “with” “each” “individual” “word” “of” “search” “term” “in” “quotes”
>double-check that “Verbatim” mode is still enabled (it is)
>click first link out of frustration, do a manual text search of the page for some keywords from your search term
>keywords from search term are not in top search result
>try to find a cached version of the page that that search engine appears to be referencing (waste 20 mins)
>cached version also doesn’t contain any keywords from your search term

iT’s ThE aLgOrItHm