I recommend pooping asap.
Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?
Fiber, lots of.
Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.
Second day of the holidays > can’t stop pooping
Man this period isn’t good for your health…
The Lemmy cycle:
- bean memes
- shitposts
- beef memes
- memes about never pooping
- back to start
quick, get this poster some bean memes
I just cleared hard drive of stroganoff memes so that better not come back.
Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.
Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:
Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.
You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.
You’ll be fine
I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.
For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?
Some people have slower digestive systems than others
It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating
Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅
Coprolite Diamonds?
Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.
So far so good on vaccines this year for me.
Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.
Two words: magnesium citrate.
Push
I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?