So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up

Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

I wonder how failure is defined (maybe it’s in the article). Because SW companies don’t really care about making SW work, the only measure of success is selling SW teams to bullshit customers for as long as possible.

Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I’ve heard.

(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)

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They will rip your dick out, Jamie send that video of jacked hairless chimps

Lol your 12! Get in your grave grandpa

Very normal and rational reaction to Bibi’s hateful drivel. I prescribe you nothing, come back to my office when you’re in the all caps, three exclamation marks stage.

Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

Yeah I won’t do that. Can’t go through the pain of showing them my account name. ‘Dad why are there all these x at the beginning and the end of your ridiculous name?’

Strangely enough, it’s the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

Anti-war crimes -> Pro-Palestine -> Antisemitic

I think I’ve got it in two!

You know, I’m something of a pope myself

Bold move.

It should be obvious since common sense tells that sponge beats gun and snake beats air

not reading that essay (/s)

It’s strange. The man pages contain everything you need to know and even examples ready to use. But people would rather try and fail several times. I wonder what inner motivation makes someone have this kind of process. Is there a reward when you manage to make it work through erring? Psychologists, do you know?

You need to read them apparently? I don’t know, this is weird

Bahaha you’re only people? I am an authentic Talent, managed by our beloved Talent Managers. Yeah they won’t be any raise or bonus this year, the shareholders got all the benefits, but I’m a Talent. Wow this feels great.

Maybe Jesus was referring to cigarettes and meant that only Marlboro smokers could go to heaven.

Although ‘Jesus’ means ‘Mexican First Name’ in Spanish so it could be something entirely different that we are missing

To be a perfect Christian, you have to become Jewish then? Mashallah! (Just to be sure)