Slaps

“it costs money to install AC”

Sure, weak excuse, but let’s go with it – What’s the excuse for not giving water? They get water ONCE A DAY, if that? That’s just completely fucked and insane

You can turn off the weird gesture shit and go back to the three buttons in settings.

“Navigation mode” -> “3-button navigation”

TBH the lack of a back button is one of the things I dislike about iPhones

Rear fingerprint scanner though…I miss it so much

Eh I’m not sure it would be that way again even if interest rates were low. Private capital firms (Blackrock) have bought up a lot of homes

For pooping in the hot tub, of course

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish

Not dickish; a learned lesson.

So basically the word for zero is “drizzle”?

That’s awesome

Levels is great for the tech industry. (Possibly other industries as well, but that’s the one I am familiar with)