The problem is these days, reality is so absurd that this is actually pretty believable.
TheLowestStone
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TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•World Cup host cities face flop as hotels struggling, tickets unsoldEnglish
2·11 days agoAre you sure? One of my favorite blues songs heavily implies that its a place worth visiting.
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News@lemmy.world•Mamdani breaks with longstanding NYC mayoral tradition in skipping Israel Day parade
36·16 days agoA parade is a celebration. They can happen on holidays but that’s not a requirement. For example, a jazz funeral often includes a parade.
At this point, I have to assume you’re either trolling or just kind of dumb. Either way, I’m done and I hope you eat something that gives you diarrhea.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Mamdani breaks with longstanding NYC mayoral tradition in skipping Israel Day parade
43·16 days agoIt means exactly what it says. Do you see the word holiday in that quote?
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Mamdani breaks with longstanding NYC mayoral tradition in skipping Israel Day parade
54·16 days agoI just said let’s not make incorrect statements that we don’t celebrate other nations’ holidays.
Which was not what OP said in the first place.
I think you meant wofighter.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 a Month to Masturbate—Yes, Really - DecryptEnglish
7·20 days agoFree advertising? Sounds like it costs about $2000/month.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•No refunds for 15,000 Australian ticket holders after Candace Owens’ tour cancelled
131·23 days agoIts OK. It means something different there. It’s basically takes the place of most punctuation and some nouns.
What’s “I don’t want to be around them but I don’t want to blow up schools full of them?” 2.5?
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•[Giveaway] I have some games to share with the worldEnglish
3·26 days agoThank you!
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•[Giveaway] I have some games to share with the worldEnglish
3·26 days agoThanks for doing this!
I’ll take MirrorMoon EP of it’s still available.
By the time I’m done, everyone is crying.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Thousands could be coerced into "unpaid labor" in Louisiana under new bill | HB 211 would make sleeping outdoors in public illegal and force unhoused people to "choose" between prisons and workhouses
30·2 months agoKind of unrelated but I’m working on crossword and I could really use some help. Does anyone know a word for compulsory unpaid labor? Seven letters. Starts with an “S.”
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•So like how does one get job as fresh graduate?
5·2 months agoCame here to say the same thing. 5-10 applications 5 days a week a until I got an offer. It sucks.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Robot dogs with heads of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg roam San Francisco streetsEnglish
10·2 months agoFun fact: the term docking can refer to one person putting the head of their penis inside of the foreskin of another person.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GWAR Has Been Receiving Death Threats from MAGA Chud Pissbabies Over Trump SkitEnglish
6·2 months agoI’m like 99% sure I saw them kill Trump back in 2017.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Really incredible. I want a set.
4·2 months agoAt that size, you’re better off using a mezzaluna.
Technically, if it keeps crawling up the bum it will eventually come out the other side.



This particular article does a great job of using proper language. The media at large probably isn’t.