Weird, that’s when most people seem to feel the gayest

So Valve finally decided to make a version for women

Shocking discovery: sex sells. More news at 11.

Might

Dude ate so much pussy that it left him permanently disfigured

I think everyone missed the actual greentext part and focused instead on the snarky comment, but there are, in fact, multiple cities in the world (including the US) where a significant number of people live on houseboats. Many large cities with a significant amount of waterways offer this option, such as Amsterdam, Hamburg, or Seattle. It’s sadly usually not cheap and comes with a number of drawbacks, but it IS possible and people do live there full-time.

Coward

A nazi is an ideology that is used as an identity. The ideology is made up of a group of identical opinions.

That is so generic that it applies to every single ideology ever. By this definition, someone who identifies as LGBT is a Nazi.

He can’t keep getting away with it!

Sir, this is a shitpost

He’s the author of the oldest documented customer complaint in the world

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir

It’s only goth if they’re Germanic people from a former Roman province, otherwise it’s just sparkling depression.

You really think bad people pay taxes? They’re the ones collecting them!

So what you’re saying is you’d rather have your money taken from you by force, as long as it’s lawful and you get to pretend you have a say in how it’s used…

If they donate money out of their own profits, they CAN write that off. Which of course is also money you gave them, except it’s money you gave them in order to buy their products, not for the purpose of having them donate it.

On a forum that values user’s contributions based on number of votes and allows moderators to unilaterally censor opinions they disagree with?

I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

Your occasional reminder that bird law is not governed by reason