• nighty@lemmy.ml
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        9 months ago

        So… you get room service? Like… how far do these workers stay from these rooms? Can they see you pee and take a dump? Where do you clean yourself? Do you get a refund if it rains? Is a simple hotel room somewhere nearby cheaper than this gourmet outdoor experience?

        So many questions…

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          9 months ago

          little late but I kinda feel like responding:

          The beds are outside in the countryside, usually on fields that are owned by the farmers who offer the “rooms”, so they’re a bit secluded.

          You’re brought there by said farmer, he shows you around a bit, shows the fridge, etc. Then he leaves again.

          If you need any room service, you just call up the farmer and he comes back to bring it.

          No idea about toilets, but I think you’d also have to walk back to the farm. Same if it rains. Pretty much all of those openair hotels are ran by those kinds of farmers anyway, who were used to hotel guests as they’ve been offering “sleeping in the hey” kinda things since years, so for them, it’s pretty much the same, except being a little (sometimes a lot) further away and being logistically a bit more challenging.

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    9 months ago

    Am I the only one that would actually really enjoy this?

    Being outside in the mountains with fresh cool air, but you actually have a proper, comfy warm bed to enjoy as well?

    Sign me the fuck up.

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      9 months ago

      Until it rains… or storms… or there is thunder or snails or dogs barking or whatever. Hell no “-”

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        9 months ago

        I would have to imagine they have something in place for when it rains, thunder (without rain) would be awesome, you’re in the mountains with few neighbours so wouldn’t worry about dogs barking, and if you’re worried about snails you could put some salt down I guess.

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          9 months ago

          I was on an island in sweden once, we made outdoor vacation, pretty cool. We were on a hill on that island, in a tent and there also was thunder.

          And lets say… being on a mountain in thunder is not the safest thing to do

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    9 months ago

    That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

    Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.

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    9 months ago

    Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?

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    9 months ago

    I thought it was the onion, but I searched and found it… $340 a night.

    Had to double check the date to make sure I wasn’t in a 2 month long coma and that it wasn’t April fools.

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    9 months ago

    Wild predators are one thing but what about bats with rabies? You wouldn’t even know you got bit until it’s too late.