Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.

Love the idea! Shopify as the highest tier sponsor? Not so much.

Not sure there will be any.

The subtle difference between praying and preying on their bank accounts.

“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”

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More like Bill Hicks on acid playing dnd…

Isn’t there maybe a way to keep the factory os and selectively disable google services. Sort of no-script style? Not too familiar with the android ecosystem tbh, other than google is on top of the food chain, haha.

I have been using a t450 for the past 5 years as my only pc. For about 4 years I used Arch without any major issues, but my “optimizations” became too much to maintan. For the past year I’ve been using Kinoite and it’s brilliant.

Everything runs good enough out of the box and in my daily use I haven’t noticed that I’m running a 9 year old machine. I even play games that should have no business running on that crusty old thing. Also, the stability is divine.

I say, ducktor! Ain’t there nothin’ I can take?

The hypersub sounds difficult, but it’s really easy. I know you are hungry now, but it’s worth it to wait a few years. We’ll make enough hypersubs for everyone by 2028.

Neigh, it’s the other half.

From the human perpective, probably the horse is a little bit less gross. From the centaur perpective, probably the human is less gross, but I’m only half centaur, so can’t speak for all of them.

I always found the difference between general and special whativity fascinating.

Kaiser Suse

Or one of Bob Mortimer’s childhood friends.

Can’t beleive that Uwuntu didn’t come up…

More like yeetcode, amIwrong?

So much for the excuse “honey, I’m working late again”