Living 4 of their lives at once.

motor oil

How do the asshole enforcement officers sleep at night when they pull such petty shit?

“Here’s the church,
here’s the steeple…”

Sheep farming in the Falklands - Re-arming in the Fucklands.

–Crass

That was painful but worth it.

Damn, that was my only guess!

Never going again, like many. Even the quieter folk: just ask around…

Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble…“I don’t get weird about it, tying myself up…just like to spend a little time with myself, is all…makin’ the scene with a magazine…”

Those pictures taste the same.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the mayor didn’t cut the cable.

Was that the Director’s cut?

I had to jump through hoops to get that to load…