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Listen, strange birds alighting on keys is no basis is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical avian ceremony!
“Birds love bitches with Nissans. Visit your local dealer today!”
I like your nail polish color
What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable
Perfect order? They’re like weirdly grown out and freaky looking. And no one would stage a photo with that dirty porch with random filthy carpet cuts as the backdrop.
True princess photo.
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I see you also married someone from a fairie tale kingdom. Some people just seem to have a certain animal magnetism, ye
Princess Nissan it is!
“Yo, got any bird seed?”
Chickadees are suprisingly friendly - or maybe just stupid. It takes almost nothing to get them acclimated enough to you to land on you. I used to feed them sunflower seeds out of my hand.
“I dub thee a knightingale”
Ugh, now you have to randomly burst into song.
