return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 6 months agoOne Cigarette Takes 20 Minutes Off Your Life Expectancy, According to New Studypeople.comexternal-linkmessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down114
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minus-squareBakers Doesn't @sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down3·6 months agoJokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.
minus-squarecatloaf@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·6 months agoThat’s 41 minutes of your life gone, then.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·6 months agoGot it. Smoke two cigarettes at a time to increase my total lifespan.
minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoHoly fuck you’re living in the future
Jokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.
That’s 41 minutes of your life gone, then.
Got it. Smoke two cigarettes at a time to increase my total lifespan.
Holy fuck you’re living in the future