Flying Squid@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoLove me for my bill, not my deadly neurotoxic venom!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkLove me for my bill, not my deadly neurotoxic venom!lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square55fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days agoThat’s not a platypus, that’s a fleshy furry duck with a beaver’s ass! My kindergarten teacher told me that my animal-identifying skills were awe-full.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days ago a fleshy furry duck with a beaver’s ass I’ve been called worse 🤷
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days agoWorse??? Is it possible to be called something better?? I argue few creatures look cuter than one of those fleshy furry ducks with beavers’ asses
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days agoI mean, my partner calls me “sweetness” and being a big softie, I kinda like that 🤷
That’s not a platypus, that’s a fleshy furry duck with a beaver’s ass! My kindergarten teacher told me that my animal-identifying skills were awe-full.
I’ve been called worse 🤷
Worse??? Is it possible to be called something better?? I argue few creatures look cuter than one of those fleshy furry ducks with beavers’ asses
I mean, my partner calls me “sweetness” and being a big softie, I kinda like that 🤷