ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up1524arrow-down117
arrow-up1507arrow-down1external-linkThis was in upliftingnews but imo, they've been overcharging for years and now they're framing this as a feel good storyslrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square111fedilink
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up52arrow-down1·1 month ago“in the spirit of the holidays we will crushing 75% fewer orphans until January 1st!”
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoBut where will I get my orphan paste you monster
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoSynthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 month agoBut that chemical aftertaste, eww.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThat is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoPshh, that’s horsecock You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoAll things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.
“in the spirit of the holidays we will crushing 75% fewer orphans until January 1st!”
But where will I get my orphan paste you monster
Synthetic orphan paste is just as good and you know it!
But that chemical aftertaste, eww.
That is the taste of freedom, of science, of progress!
Pshh, that’s horsecock
You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?
All things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future
Yes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.