The power of christ compels you
The power of WORM compels you
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
tagged this post NSFW
Not Safe for Worms?
No, it stands for “Nethers Seriously, Furiously Wet”
jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Worms hate ground wifi
What the heck is even the right explanation for this?
Not sure if it’s a genuine question but I’ll try to answer, I think when worms detect vibration they associate it as rain, that is why they go up ground to prevent drowning.
Edit: I got curious and it turns out my assumption was false, looks like it might be because it’s easier to migrate, then there is also to avoid predator.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-earthworms-surface-after-rain/
Figure 8(a):
The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.
Underground marionettes?
How to convert worms to Christianity
It’s showing how to start a ground fire.
For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
Whacking Day
To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and
magicgodly waves will drive then outIf you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.
worms are attracted to jesus being crucified