CatZoomies@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agocorn starch recommendlemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down129file-text
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minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI still wonder how the dude thought cornflakes made you not want to whack it, and how so many actually believed him (then again, [gestures broadly] maybe not).
minus-squareCatZoomies@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoKellog also married, never had sex with his wife or consummated their marriage, and the pair adopted like 30 kids or something like that. So clearly, corn flakes works. But ideally, corn starch is the way to keep those urges down. Keep them down, dude. “Conceal, don’t feel” as Elsa from Frozen would say (and seriously, do not feel because that specifically strengthens urges).
I still wonder how the dude thought cornflakes made you not want to whack it, and how so many actually believed him (then again, [gestures broadly] maybe not).
Kellog also married, never had sex with his wife or consummated their marriage, and the pair adopted like 30 kids or something like that.
So clearly, corn flakes works. But ideally, corn starch is the way to keep those urges down.
Keep them down, dude. “Conceal, don’t feel” as Elsa from Frozen would say (and seriously, do not feel because that specifically strengthens urges).