Nyt opinion: Why the Armageddon is actually a positive
“The Quietpocalypse”
Some office workers secretly ignoring Armageddon, merely pretending to scream in terror
Corporations: We shall adapt the hellfire to force people to come back into the office
You know a lot of people are going to be trying to fuck demons. I know I am.
I’m all here for that succubussy.
In today’s news, a growing segment of the population has doubts about the so-called “never ending torture and eternal damnation” scenario. Many believe that the armageddon is not real and is in fact only a conspiracy by the global elite to hide their vast wealth in these newly formed pools of hot magma.
Cthulhu shows up and people start trying to dose going mad to get high
and some humans will inevitably copulate with the demons
Cthulu has quite the onlyfans following
Satan, Swifties exist, I’m not scared of your demons!
Memeons
