• solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    “oh shit my gun just went off”

    fucking hilarious how effortless it is for them to alternate between “guns don’t kill people” and “oh shit it wasn’t me–the gun did it!!!”

    but seriously-- if you live anywhere near bumfuck tumptown hickville, for fucks sake tell your kids not to go up on anyone’s property. i live in one of these areas, and the government couldn’t hire anyone to go door to door doing census count for that one reason. they. will. fucking. kill you

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      2 months ago

      When i was young, the US were famous for how friendly the people were and that you could just knock on any door and they’d help you. The “conservatives” have really done a number on you guys.

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      2 months ago

      It seems like that’s more of a way for him to avoid responsibility for it than anything else.

      South Park called it in its first fucking season.

      Nothing they say is in good faith, ever. It’s all about exploiting the situation.