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    3 months ago

    “To cancel your subscription, please send a signed and notarized Original Petition for Divorce that has been filed with the Family Division of the District Court of the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station where we are incorporated.”

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      3 months ago

      Your AI friend has taken ill and needs an expensive virtual operation (tech support). Pay $$$ or it may die!

      Your AI friend has suddenly died and we have automatically billed your account for your new AI friend relationship.