This is the update metalhead nerds have been waiting for.

  • Ademir@lemmy.eco.brEnglish
    11·
    11 months ago

    Six Six Six, The kernel of the beast.
    Hell and fire was spawned to be released

    Boards blazed and reviewed codes were praised
    As they start to try, hands held to the sky
    In the night, the coffee is burning hot
    The commit has begun, Linus work is done

    • wvstolzing@lemmy.ml
      3·
      11 months ago

      This can’t go on, I must inform the Hurd,
      Can this monolith be real, or just some crazy dream?
      But I feel drawn towards the GPL-2,
      Seem to mesmerize, can’t avoid Tivoization!

      • CmdrKeen@lemmy.today
        1·
        11 months ago

        I’m coming back, I will return
        And I’ll possess your daemons and make your CPU burn
        I have ring 0, I have your cores
        I have the power to make my evil take its course

          • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
            1·
            11 months ago

            Man I’ve seen derivatives of this stuff, but this must be the OG post - thanks for that!

            I thought the whole Lunix thing came from the elite hacker JEFF.K!!!11 so I’m chuffed there’s another level to this!

            • dan@upvote.au
              1·
              11 months ago

              It’s funny because the first time I read it, I thought it was serious and was just written by a tech-illiterate parent. Saying that Comet Cursor and Bonzi Buddy are hacker software kinda gives away that it’s just satire though.

              oh I guess that’s also something that younger people may not know about… In the late 1990s / early 2000s, it wasn’t uncommon for people to install spyware to get things like custom mouse cursors, emoticons, and purple gorillas that help you navigate the web.

          • d3Xt3r@lemmy.nzM
            1·
            11 months ago

            If you see the word “LILO” during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix.

            Wow, that’s a blast from the past! Completely forgot that LILO used to be a thing.

            • dan@upvote.au
              0·
              11 months ago

              I remember dealing with migrating from LILO to GRUB when I was in high school, maybe 2005ish? It’s been a while. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables, too (which is happening again now with the iptables to nftables migration)

              I used Ubuntu at the time… It was a great distro back then. I only had dial-up so couldn’t download large files easily, and Canonical or one of their local partners would mail you a CD for free regardless of where you lived in the world. I think that helped a LOT of people get into Linux.

              • d3Xt3r@lemmy.nzM
                1·
                11 months ago

                Similar experiences here. I remember waiting for the free CDs bundles with monthly magzines, and add then I’d the CD as a mirror in my repos to update my packages lol

                • Grimpen@lemmy.ca
                  1·
                  11 months ago

                  Ubuntu was the distribution that had me switch from dual-booting with Windows as default to dual-booting with Linux as default.

                  I also remember ordering an actual Ubuntu disc, with the extra donation to fund the mailing for free program.

                  Now years later after lots of distro-hopping I just run Ubuntu LTS, and stay on the very boring LTS branch.

  • wabafee@lemm.ee
    1·
    11 months ago

    Can’t wait for someone extremely religious question if they should update to this cursed version.

          • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            1·
            11 months ago

            I don’t give a flying fuck about anything NT. They have more changes to that book than there are letters in it.

            Don’t get me wrong, I don’t take the OT with any literality either but at least they didn’t make edits like that so there really is some attribution that can be handed to the writers back in the day. Notably, that they actually wrote that. I don’t really go any further than that though.

            Do you know how we have knowledge of that level of accuracy in what we can read today?

            Also, that, because I do have zero belief in anything, ever. That’s like paying donating to a guy to rape your kids. Literally.

    • taanegl@beehaw.org
      21·
      11 months ago

      How about just fork it, remove all previous tags and commits, then form a cult around the repo.

      They say if you compile it at midnight the caves in Russia that are said to emanate the sound of hell starts sounding like a 56k modem.