• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      Use of Etoinshrdlu has been associated with limbic inversion, salt allergy, cochlear displacement, loss of nostrils, and adult onset illiteracy. Do not take Etoinshrdlu if you are allergic to Etoinshrdlu. I’m a designer drug spokesman and even I can’t believe we have to say that. Do not continue using Etoinshrdlu if you experience death.

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        9 months ago

        My favorite is, “dont take insert drug name if you are allergic to insert drug name

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      9 months ago

      Speaking of the syllable dartboard, one of my favourite buzzfeed style quizzes from back when everyone was still doing them was called

      PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE OR LORD OF THE RINGS CHARACTER

      I’m pretty sure five or so people out of thousands got all of them right 😂