It’s 4 AM. I’ve almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.
Guys this is a fake from a guy that makes gross food combination pictures. Same guy that made Pepsi milk.
NGL, I’d believe it if it said Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs.
If this is real, I wonder why they didn’t just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)
It’s not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also “black licorice” wouldn’t be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.
I’m disappointed in myself that my first thought wasn’t utter revulsion, but instead, “Hmmm, I should get a few packs when they go on sale after moving zero units on Halloween…I bet they’ll make fantastic catfish bait.”
Please, please tell me this isn’t real.
Probably wouldn’t be that bad if it was real, like a sweet Italian with extra fennel
Love the vague meat content … chicken, pork, beef … whatever leftovers we have
I’d argue you could even put plastic and sawdust in there and you wouldn’t taste a difference.
chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.
I think sausage made from cow’s teats is quite a tasty product.
My grandfather loved liver sausage, and I became nostalgic for this product. I decided to buy this sausage, but modern liver sausage under any brand consists of 1% liver and 99% flour…
yeah cow teats doesn’t sound so bad. it does sound funny though.
Whatever isn’t okay to put in cat food we make into hot dogs.
What do youexpect from Wieners? They are like the Rote Wurst of Germany: Better not ask whats in there.
Edit: Can’t spell for good (sorry).
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No, I actually mean Rote Wurst.
Bockwurst aka Rote Wurst.
Rote Wurst hab ich noch nie gehört. Muss eine regionale Bezeichnung sein.
Probably. I only saw it under the term Rote or Rote Wurst around my parts (South of Stuttgart)
That makes perfect sense. I have family in Ulm and whenever they come to visit, they also call things wierd names and I have to ask what they mean lol
That makes perfect sense. I have family in Ulm and whenever they come to visit, they also call things wierd names and I have to ask what they mean lol
now if they were made with salmiakki instead …
Altho you could just have mustamakkara, so black budding sausage, aka blood sausage, to make it black.
from the makers of pink slime, comes black slime
I could make so many jokes about black wieners here. But this does seem like sacrilege, making hot dogs licorice flavored.
I can’t wait until they come out with hot-dog flavored licorice for the 4th of July.
Is it possible to joke about hot dogs with this color?)
Is it possible NOT to? : / just sayin!
WHY.
One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was
The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion’s R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company’s chairman, he stared in shock, screamed ‘WHY’, and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.
Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn’t laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.
Haha, that is glorious.