Don’t you know, God is a lazy slob who needs to be provoked into action. And of course he has no idea what’s happening on Earth unless someone tells him in a very specific way.

It also means not absolutely hating your job. If you’re the only hater and everyone else likes working in the company you’ll have a bad time waiting for everyone to leave.

According to wiki:

Simone Gbagbo is a controversial figure in Côte d’Ivoire. Involved in nationalist politics surrounding the Ivorian Civil War, in 2005 Radio France International reported that she was being investigated by the United Nations for human rights abuses, including organising death squads.

Sounds like a nice person

Only in Naples maybe. Roman style pizza is basically only sold in slices. Square slices to be more precise.

Probably undoing whatever it was they did on Monday (and badly patched in the meantime)

Windows team is desperate to remain relevant.

I suspect most Microsoft revenue these days comes from Azure and the cloud version of Office. Windows OS is pretty much irrelevant other than as a platform to distribute other products.

You’re using Java, there’s your problem

If anyone is in doubt - this is clearly satire

she suggests that every board meeting should include an AI bot – and perhaps, in the not-so-distant future, replace the entire board with bots altogether

She’s got a point though

There’s a lot of people out there whose goal is to feel morally superior, rather than change the world in any way.
They tend to congregate at the extremes both left and right. Anywhere when they can loudly judge and exclude others.

New streamer incoming …

The article doesn’t say if it worked. Says it caused stomach pain and parasite infection, but no mention of back pain.

This Marylin Manson story reached even Eastern Europe. I didn’t know who Marylin Manson was or anything else about him but I knew he removed his rib to suck his own dick.

💩

Did they deport it back to Chihuahua?

Cartoon Garfield is so famous it’s easy to forget it’s an actual human name. Honestly I was surprised the first time I saw Garfield used for a human.

Nominative determinism

Stocks are basically the same as crypto at this point. There is no benefit or utility at owning some, the only value is the idea of selling for more at some point.

While I disagree with death penalty on principle, I will not spill any tears for slavers.